FUN FACT: Coffee was once considered suspicious and banned in some places. History’s biggest red flag.

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FUN FACT: Humans have been using coffee to survive capitalism since the 15th century.

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FUN FACT: Coffee doesn’t fix your problems, but it does make them feel more manageable.

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Strong coffee. Dark chocolate. Questionable coping mechanisms.

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Yes, the chocolate is that good. No, we’re not being humble about it.

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Dark Chocolate Slabs

$10.00 AUD

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Da Rocha Coffee Dark Chocolate Slabs

Made for the dark roast lovers and sweet tooths with standards.

Each 80g slab is handmade in small batches using rich 80% cacao and finished with our signature Da Rocha coffee.

Choose from Coffee or Coffee Raspberry, with more flavours brewing soon.

Chunky, bold, and dangerously easy to finish in one sitting. Perfect for gifting.. or hoarding.

How to enjoy:
Hide in a cool, dry place (from both heat and housemates).
Indulge your way - chilled, room temp, or perfectly melted into a hot coffee.
Enjoy responsibly - or don’t, we’re not your mum. Contains caffeine, obviously.

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